Funniest lines heard today on Jim Rome's show.

Jeff Kent needing a Mach 3 to drive over his pornstache.

Bubba at a Mets game, and no Bubba, the Mets clubhouse isn't a wild as it used to be when they won the world series back in the day (or something like that). This is a reference to a recent book about the crazy Mets Team, and the stuff they did in the dugout with fan chicks and cats.