I'm bored being a singleton and have been perusing the online dating websites. Could I find the Elf Boy of my dreams online? I hear these servcies can be dangerous and you have to be very careful. But how spooky can it be? I mean, how horrifying can it get? I know two women who met their current husbands online, so it must work right?

The thing about online dating is you can't get a proper feeling about a person. You can't infer their vibration from their advert or their emails. You actually have to meet face to face for that. So the online dating site is just a conduit to meeting another person. Still ... it's got to be better than noisy bars, coffee bars, etc.