ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY REDNECK GAVE TO ME ...

12 Pack of Coors
11 Monster truck tickets
10 Copenhagen
9 Years probation
8 Shots of whisky
7 Packs of redman
6 Cans of Spam
5 Flannel shirts
4 Big mud tires
3 Shotgun shells
2 Hunting dogs
& parts in a big Chevy truck!