Funniest lines heard today on Jim Rome's show.
Jeff Kent needing a Mach 3 to drive over his pornstache.
Bubba at a Mets game, and no Bubba, the Mets clubhouse isn't a wild as it used to be when they won the world series back in the day (or something like that). This is a reference to a recent book about the crazy Mets Team, and the stuff they did in the dugout with fan chicks and cats.
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
I'm back to listening to Jim Rome's The Jungle. The show is back to its orignal timeslot on the Ticket 1050 at 9 am, and I am so BORED with the recall. I got into listening to Jim Rome because I was so SICK of the Florida election debacle.
Sports is so much more interesting in its own way sometimes than politics anyway. This morning there was a great interview with Tom Watson, and SI reporting that Ted Williams' head has been separated from his body and is sitting in some cryonics lab in a lobster pot. Williams' heirs are fighting over what to do with his dead body. Now that's fun stuff to listen to and speculate about.
I heard Bill Simon on the news this morning, and I so hate him. He was practically saying he would win the governorship. What a freak! Simon reminded me of Dusty Baker handing the winning ball to Russ Ortiz before Game 6 of the World Series ended. And we all know what happened to the Giants after that.
Jim Rome is the bomb and so incredibly funny! One of my girlfriends said that Rome sounds like a typical frat boy, and I'm like "so, what does that mean?" I don't have a problem with frat boys, but I do know lots of women who do. I have friends who are so afraid of frat boys and their kind. God only knows why.
I date frat boys, been doing it since college and I haven't stopped. They're cute, they're clean, charming as hell and they're a ton of fun.
Sports is so much more interesting in its own way sometimes than politics anyway. This morning there was a great interview with Tom Watson, and SI reporting that Ted Williams' head has been separated from his body and is sitting in some cryonics lab in a lobster pot. Williams' heirs are fighting over what to do with his dead body. Now that's fun stuff to listen to and speculate about.
I heard Bill Simon on the news this morning, and I so hate him. He was practically saying he would win the governorship. What a freak! Simon reminded me of Dusty Baker handing the winning ball to Russ Ortiz before Game 6 of the World Series ended. And we all know what happened to the Giants after that.
Jim Rome is the bomb and so incredibly funny! One of my girlfriends said that Rome sounds like a typical frat boy, and I'm like "so, what does that mean?" I don't have a problem with frat boys, but I do know lots of women who do. I have friends who are so afraid of frat boys and their kind. God only knows why.
I date frat boys, been doing it since college and I haven't stopped. They're cute, they're clean, charming as hell and they're a ton of fun.
Tuesday, August 12, 2003
When I can't work on my current writing pieces, these days I've been writing out notes for my Elf Girl Chronicle stories, which I'll work on one of these days.
They're kind of interesting to me, because I just jot down whatever comes into my head about these stories. Here's a sample:
Thoughts about Elf Stories
-stories takes place 550,000 BCE
-DNA rules everything, the code to a being resides in the DNA
- Question to ponder for story, how many forms of beings first existed in the world besides the current day humans and animals?
-In the movie, The Matrix Reloaded, one of the characters said that humanity can be destroyed and the earth can be repopulated, and memories can be implanted.
-The Elfin Kingdom was destroyed because of politics. There were member of the Elfin High Council who thought that an alliance with the triumverate of evil (everything in the universe comes in threes) would spare the kingdom, or at least certain parts of it. An agreement was made to kill the elfin population and, but to spare the royal lines and families of the high counsel, who were anyway related to the royal lines. The rest of the population would be killed and/or enslaved.
-The High Council's rationale was 1) their own families would be saved and 2) the elfin population could be rebuilt from scratch with a stronger genetic line, a strong DNA chain. The Elfin essential DNA would be saved, since the original elfin DNA came from the royal line and their families.
-The High Council was wrong. The Triumverate renigged on their agreement, and instead of being saved, the royal family lines were enslaved and then cursed and turned into humans.
-The Elfin light body template was destroyed, and the human DNA was grafted over the Elfin DNA. With no light body template, elfin souls could not be born into their original elfin form and instead were born as humans.
-But the grafting of the human dna over the elfin dna caused health problems, especially on the left side of the body and with food and digestion.
-Elfin DNA has twelve strands, human DNA has two strands.
-At the start of the story, there is trouble in the world. For the last 12 years, whole tribes of elves, fairies, dwarves and other beings have been disappearing. There are rumors of death squads and prisons. There are rumors of a new race of humans being created to repopulate the earth. The humans, who used to be 10-12 ft, were going to be replaced by a smaller, more fragile being
-The multi-strand human DNA (need to reread what SDM said about human DNA changing in the future) is being changed to a more simple 2-strand DNA, making the humans easier to manipulate, breed with less room for variations and mistakes, and easier to control.
-need a history of world of elves
-need a history of the evil triumverate, an early form of the anti-christ
-need a history of the plan to seed the world with more fragile humans, and to wipe out the rest of the other worldly beings like the elves, the fairies and dwarves.
-there was a prophecy that the members of the High Council saw before they made an agreement with the evil triumverate. They saw the dawning of the christ/cross consciousness in the future. Some members of the Counsil, including the King, wanted to start aligning the kingdom for the new christ consciousness to insure survivial of the kingdom in the future. They wanted to merge the Elfin ways with the ways of new way to come.
-the members of the High Council who made the agreement with the evil triumverate wanted no part of the Christ consciousness. They did want to change the Elfin Culture. The evil triumverate assured them that in the future, the evil triumverate and the anti-christ would win and reign in the future, and elfin culture would not be changed.
-Parts of the story will take place at the Elfin Knowledge Schools. These schools were created to teach the use of the individual being powers to children starting at age 15. Beings from all over the world attended these schools including fairy and dwarf children. Each race of being had special powers, which needed to be learned and controlled. Powers started to intensify after the age of 12, so children were sent off to special schools at around age 15.
-need to know what the knowledge schools taught
They're kind of interesting to me, because I just jot down whatever comes into my head about these stories. Here's a sample:
Thoughts about Elf Stories
-stories takes place 550,000 BCE
-DNA rules everything, the code to a being resides in the DNA
- Question to ponder for story, how many forms of beings first existed in the world besides the current day humans and animals?
-In the movie, The Matrix Reloaded, one of the characters said that humanity can be destroyed and the earth can be repopulated, and memories can be implanted.
-The Elfin Kingdom was destroyed because of politics. There were member of the Elfin High Council who thought that an alliance with the triumverate of evil (everything in the universe comes in threes) would spare the kingdom, or at least certain parts of it. An agreement was made to kill the elfin population and, but to spare the royal lines and families of the high counsel, who were anyway related to the royal lines. The rest of the population would be killed and/or enslaved.
-The High Council's rationale was 1) their own families would be saved and 2) the elfin population could be rebuilt from scratch with a stronger genetic line, a strong DNA chain. The Elfin essential DNA would be saved, since the original elfin DNA came from the royal line and their families.
-The High Council was wrong. The Triumverate renigged on their agreement, and instead of being saved, the royal family lines were enslaved and then cursed and turned into humans.
-The Elfin light body template was destroyed, and the human DNA was grafted over the Elfin DNA. With no light body template, elfin souls could not be born into their original elfin form and instead were born as humans.
-But the grafting of the human dna over the elfin dna caused health problems, especially on the left side of the body and with food and digestion.
-Elfin DNA has twelve strands, human DNA has two strands.
-At the start of the story, there is trouble in the world. For the last 12 years, whole tribes of elves, fairies, dwarves and other beings have been disappearing. There are rumors of death squads and prisons. There are rumors of a new race of humans being created to repopulate the earth. The humans, who used to be 10-12 ft, were going to be replaced by a smaller, more fragile being
-The multi-strand human DNA (need to reread what SDM said about human DNA changing in the future) is being changed to a more simple 2-strand DNA, making the humans easier to manipulate, breed with less room for variations and mistakes, and easier to control.
-need a history of world of elves
-need a history of the evil triumverate, an early form of the anti-christ
-need a history of the plan to seed the world with more fragile humans, and to wipe out the rest of the other worldly beings like the elves, the fairies and dwarves.
-there was a prophecy that the members of the High Council saw before they made an agreement with the evil triumverate. They saw the dawning of the christ/cross consciousness in the future. Some members of the Counsil, including the King, wanted to start aligning the kingdom for the new christ consciousness to insure survivial of the kingdom in the future. They wanted to merge the Elfin ways with the ways of new way to come.
-the members of the High Council who made the agreement with the evil triumverate wanted no part of the Christ consciousness. They did want to change the Elfin Culture. The evil triumverate assured them that in the future, the evil triumverate and the anti-christ would win and reign in the future, and elfin culture would not be changed.
-Parts of the story will take place at the Elfin Knowledge Schools. These schools were created to teach the use of the individual being powers to children starting at age 15. Beings from all over the world attended these schools including fairy and dwarf children. Each race of being had special powers, which needed to be learned and controlled. Powers started to intensify after the age of 12, so children were sent off to special schools at around age 15.
-need to know what the knowledge schools taught
This is a good article from the LA Time on the ramifications of the Episcopal Church's decision to ordain an openly practicing gay bishop; Episcopal Church Plays Russian Roulette on the Gay Issue.
Two good quotes from this article:
"He recalls: "I had someone there say to me, 'If you don't believe in the Bible, why did you bring it to us?'"
"There are all kinds of empty churches that tried to attract people to attend for nonreligious reasons," says Rodney Stark, University of Washington sociologist of religion. "People go to a church for religion, and if it's not religion that's being offered, they go to other places."
Two good quotes from this article:
"He recalls: "I had someone there say to me, 'If you don't believe in the Bible, why did you bring it to us?'"
"There are all kinds of empty churches that tried to attract people to attend for nonreligious reasons," says Rodney Stark, University of Washington sociologist of religion. "People go to a church for religion, and if it's not religion that's being offered, they go to other places."
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