Someone sent me this. This is funny in a sick way.

SECURITY NOTICE

We've just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the 6th cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

A rocket lands near a shopping mall in Kuwait City, and reporter on the radio said there was an acrid smell, Large Explosion Rocks Kuwait City Mall. Scary!!!

You know people are just hiding with their gas masks on. What a strange attack. In the morning, which means very few people were probably there, and at Kuwait of all places.

More WMD stories from Iraq, and this one is from the venerable NY Times, Army Reports Iraq Is Moving Toxic Arms to Its Troops.

What will the french and the protestors say now? Still, I pray to God that this scenario never happens.

A mainstream news outlet, PBS, covered the story about the troops finding gas masks, nerve agent antidotes and chemica suits,War News Roundup - 3/26/2003.