Even when an elfgirl wants to be very bad, she can't. It's so unfair. No email response to my proposition from the red-headed marina frat shoe boy! I'm sure I deserve it for turning him down the first time, when he was offering the same thing.

I hate this! This is the first time in a long time I'm letting myself be bad, because it's like so boring to be good. And I get turned down like big time. So much for a total stranger saying he loves you. That should have been a huge clue huh, that this was going to be a weird little thing.